Mythical Man

[FEENIEE]

Perfect man!

o.K.You ladies have hit just about everything.... so how about a man that doesn't watch sports!!!! And LOVES anything you cook for him!!!

 

[Laura Fopiano]

Not only loves sports, but will take me to the game with him instead of his buddies. Will talk openly about problems that affect the relationship as a whole. Someone that makes me laugh!! Intellectually stimulating with out the bravado.......Cute is fine, but it doesn't last.........

 

[ZX11]

You gals just aren't looking in the right places.
Here I sit, single. A guy that hates to watch sports, but attends kids' baseball games, cooks, cleans, does laundry, loves all animals, frequents reptile shows and pets shops, goes shopping, takes out trash, has nine flower gardens in the yard, owns my own home,{paid for}, owns vehicle {paid for} has a job, not overweight, loves hiking, snake hunting, photography, boating{paid for}, rides motorcycles{Paid for}, takes frequent trips in and out of the country,non drinker, no drugs,no dieases,puts the seat AND the lid down, has no hangups, raised two daughters- that aren't even mine, and enjoys fine dining.

Drawbacks: smoker, frequent hard worker, and not too great at folding clothes. Oh Yeah..... divorced

Where are you ladies looking???

 

[techgirl]

how about a man who isn't embarrassed to buy female products when he's out getting stuff?

 

[daisylou]

I would settle for a guy who could refrain from whining like a puppy for a week straight when he has a cold.

 

[ZX11]

Buying female stuff? Yep, did it. When I divorced my wife, her daughters refused to live with their mother and their biological father had remarried. His wife did not want more kids in the house, so I raised them. I went and got the personal things they needed and had to find out how to detirmine their bra sizes, put up boyfriends, went to school meetings..... all that crap.

Then, they grew up and moved out, the oldest moved out of state with her b/f, the other lives a couple miles away and has two kids that call me "poppa".

As for whinning when I have a cold.... nah. I hide in my room until all is better. Broken bones hurt and I need a bit of pampering, I suppose, at first but then I am up and going again.

When I went through all that heart trouble a few years ago, I was out of work for about a month after each heart attack, but that was about it.

 

[Lucille]

Michael, you are a genuine treasure; I am glad you are here.

 

[FEENIEE]

I have no problems dealing with a whinny man when he is sick. I like taking care of them I just want someone who will do the same for me. Someone to take care of me emotionally, and be there when I'm not feeling all that strong. Someone who has the same likes and goals as me. A good teammate. That's what I'm looking for!!!

 

[Griz]

Buying female stuff? Yep, did it. When I divorced my wife, her daughters refused to live with their mother and their biological father had remarried. His wife did not want more kids in the house, so I raised them. I went and got the personal things they needed and had to find out how to detirmine their bra sizes, put up boyfriends, went to school meetings..... all that crap.

Then, they grew up and moved out, the oldest moved out of state with her b/f, the other lives a couple miles away and has two kids that call me "poppa".

As for whinning when I have a cold.... nah. I hide in my room until all is better. Broken bones hurt and I need a bit of pampering, I suppose, at first but then I am up and going again.

When I went through all that heart trouble a few years ago, I was out of work for about a month after each heart attack, but that was about it.

 

[Cat_72]

My ol man made it plain early in our relationship......he does NOT buy tampons. That was kinda a prerequisite, lol.

 

[ladyserpent7]

wow michael..im surprised your not gay..all the good ones are...cuz they just know how to be a girls best friend..............what i want in a guy is someone confident enough to not be jealous when youre walking down the street with him and someone ACCIDENTLY takes a glance your way..but instead be secure enough to know that you belong to him and be proud of having you in his arms....instead of trying to beat up every guy that looks at you...haha...oh that and also has a hairy chest..i love hairy chests

 

[ZX11]

No, ladyserpent7, not gay. Very far from it, actually. Thanks for the compliments.

I see myself as a very confident guy and when I am not traveling, I dedicate myself to my work. In your scenario, if a girl looked at me and I am walking with a lady, or have one at home, I'd think nothing of it. If a guy checks out the one I am with, I just go about what I am doing.
The thing is, people do look, right? So. All they are doing is wishing they were me. Now just why would I be upset about that? It is the ultimate compliment.
Hairy chest?? LOL. Got it. But I do keep it trimmed so as to keep it from sprouting from my shirt collar. To my thinking, that is just nasty looking..... besides, it tickles my chin. LOL

BTW, the reason I am single is because I have goals to accomplish first. Dosen't mean I don't get lonely; I do. But priorty is goals, the girls, and grandkids.

 

[ladyserpent7]

seems like youre one to be admired...im single too..and for the same reason you are....i have MANY goals...that and i think men are dogs....that being an understatement...(i had a bad experience) but guys like you seem to be proving me wrong..which i dont mind in this subject....I LOVE THE SINGLE LIFE...it honestly couldnt get any better...and besides..im still young and have a lot to look forward too..
keep on being yourself mike..seems to be working out for you

 

[ZX11]

Thank you again, Rana, for the compliments. I intend to continue on my course. You appear to have yourself together and I am happy to know that this is working for you. Being single does have its advantages.
Not all of us guys are bad or gay or taken. The good ones are in hiding. We hide from women that want nothing more than a sugar daddy and a secret life. Or because goals get in the way. And, of course, some of us are shy.
All too often there are people that want to be someone or something that they are not. The internet has promoted and exposed these people. But, I am who I am internet or not, I am the same person in real life as in cyber life.
I am no child perv, mass murderer, or anything like that. I am me. You seem to be a sweet gal. Stay that way.

 

[ladyserpent7]

ill take your advice on that ...thanks.....at least its good to know that youre not a mass murder..cuz you KNOW thats the first thing that popped into my mind when i met you...haha...

for those who might not get it..thats sarcasim

 

[ZX11]

ill take your advice on that ...thanks.....at least its good to know that youre not a mass murder..cuz you KNOW thats the first thing that popped into my mind when i met you...haha...

for those who might not get it..thats sarcasim

LOL. I suppose I could be a mass murderer......... if I had the talent to get large groups of people together for the cause. But, everytime I try, They just laugh at me.
Scenario: to people on the street, " I am gathering a huge number of people at the arena to be killed with poisionous gases and sour milk. Would you like to join?"
Response: {laughingly} "yeah, right. Count me in, dude".
Of course, this turns to be another no-show. Oh well, I am getting used to that. Maybe its al in the approach........................

 

[ladyserpent7]

isnt it ironic how the preppy "hi yall" "garsh" neighbor..turns out to be the psycho killer..

 

[ladyserpent7]

try that approach...no one will ever know..............muahaha

 

[Lucille]

I would like to find someone who will not only be a friend, but who will take out the trash on the few cold Texas days like today, it is cold and yucky and I don't wanna do it...

Taking out the trash is specifically a male job, right?..

 

[ladyserpent7]

yep lucille, i would say they go hand in hand....most anyway