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Tom Crutchfield: Greatest Reptile Dealer of All Time?

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The stories are worth it

I was under the impression that if sombody was mentioned in the BOI and they were not a member they could get free response temporary membership so they can respond to posts.
I would like to hear some of the old stories Tom could tell.
have fun later :bolt01:
 
bud mierkey said:
I would like to hear some of the old stories Tom could tell.
have fun later :bolt01:
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Stories about what Bud? Snakes and Prison? I'll bet he says they feel great in the hand but never in the coolie. Pffft.
 
FYI, so you can see what Tom looks like when he comes here:

Tom at the Tampa Expo April, 2005. I apologize for the shaky camera; I am a lousy photographer, sometimes
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brucestephenson said:
I apologize for the shaky camera; I am a lousy photographer, sometimes
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I call them love shakes, butterflies in the stomach. I kind felt that way when I met my wife. I'm amazed your knees didnt buckle or perhaps that came after the show. Get a tripod or get married. Either way I wish you both the best in life and in love.

Whats that smiley face you always use? Oh yeah there it is.. :cool:
 
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Well Cuck, At least I did not marry a tranvestite. :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:
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Hold up there Elton John, that was my first wife and I had no prior experience to tell otherwise. I thought the lumps were a hormonal imbalance...honest to god.

I'll bet if Tom had dropped that snake in front of you you'd do your own version of "Driving Ms. Daisy". Ha!
 
"Tom at the Tampa Expo April, 2005. I apologize for the shaky camera; I am a lousy photographer"

Nice to finally see him. Who is that guy holding him?
 
The whole Jedi thing is starting to make more sense now. Glad you had a good time.
 
Sorry but...

... "The definition of insanity is to do the same thing over and over and over and expect different results." - Albert Einstein ...
 
Bruce,

Although that’s one of Einstein’s most well known and quoted quotes it’s actually not one of my favorites. He obviously referred to all other things remaining constant. It is actually possible that by repeating the same thing over and over again, one can accomplish different results. It can happen for example if one, some or all of the things surrounding the event change. This would be rather surprising in the example at hand though.

PS. Out of duly deserved respect it's Mohandas and not Mohandes.

Regards
 
Do you work at Los Alamos or perhaps Fermi, Mohandes?
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Don't have a clue what you refer to. Could you please explain?

Thanks.
 
Ding fries are done, ding fries are done, I gotta run...

Hey Bruce, way kewl photo! Say, whats that movie your holding there? You two guys are so crazy! A black snake tattoo, how fascinating. You'd think anyone incarcerated for even the shortest duration might have very bad nightmares about that sort of ding a ling....errrr....thing. Hey..maybe thats just up his alley (gadzooks, poor choice of words on that one to I guess). :)
 

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Oh my goodnes, it is JUST TOO RICH. SO much more is now made clear. See ya in Hell BIG guy.
 
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