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Here's a picture of her from a few days after we got her. You can see her eye in it. Actually you can't miss her eye <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>
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Nancy,
 That eye is a pretty blatant affliction...Obviously he would have known about this problem before shipping her to you...but he probably didn't mention it did he?? Joe should give you a total refund or at least a healthy replacement whether she flourishes from this point or not.  
Geeez Joe, I can't believe you sent out an emerald in that condition!!!
John Hedger
 
Nancy
An interesting factoid for you to read. I truly hope you practice strict isolation techniques with this animal you have from him.  If I where you I would consider it highly contagious until a year has passed without incident.

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Posted by Joe P. on January 08, 2002 at 00:31:53:

In Reply to: Your typical responce when you get busted.... posted by suticat on January 07, 2002 at 23<img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>6:11:

Now, get your story straight son. I took back ONE other animal, a basin, from Matt Lerer. I GAVE AWAY OVER 5K worth of animals, including ONE basin and two groups of northerns. It had NOTHING to do with any sales I made, I simply donated my study group to one individual and one institution that wanted them to conduct their own reseach on. If you want to verify that you may ask Paul Lord who recieved one group or contact Dr. Jacobsen at the University of FL, the recipients of the other. </td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

At an average wholesale cost of say $200 each minus the 1k for the basin, that would be @ 20 more he killed.

Both groups went south according to him.


</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Posted by Joe P. on January 20, 2002 at 20:37:20:
On a more somber note, I have now the unenviable task of disposing of 13 or the nicest Northern Emeralds I have ever seen. These are all animals acquired by me over the last 3 years. Each became part a of the ERS study that I terminated in May of 2001 when 10 of these went to live at a friends home where he has taken care of them using my maintenance program since. He has now decided to throw in the towel, as there is little in the herp world more disgusting than a four-day-old regurgitated food item. He tried to endure but has found it impossible to continue, so I am left with the task of liquidating these KNOWN regurgitation machines. Each and every one of these animals is a top 10% animal phenotype, ultra high-white knockout in outwardly excellent condition. Not a single bonerack, or even thin animal in the lot, which is the only reason they escaped the deep freeze in May. The acquisition of this group comes with heavy stipulations and restrictions, which will require the purchaser to sign a written purchase agreement.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

Here is 13 he killed.



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Posted by Joe P. on February 07, 2002 at 19:28:57:

In Reply to: ERS Story posted by steve on February 07, 2002 at 14:20:10:

Hi Steve;

That's a very interesting saga. I'll have to give that a shot with the one animal I am having problems with now, a 10 year captive that only began regurgitating after 8 months here, having never been exposed to any other animals. Perhaps your information will help her.

In any event, tell your friend that I currently have a groupe of 14 of some of the best looking Emeralds I've every seen,housed locally that are all freezer bound. They are all ERS animals, some WC some CB of various ages from 3 years old to adults. They are available for a very small sum to anyone willing to take the entire group with a no resale contingency.

Tell him to call me if he is interested. These animals are due for the deep freeze in 48 hours.

Thanks..

Joe P.
888-347-4424
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Or is that 14?

This group is housed locally and I was at his place when his buddy came to pick up a puker from him.


Now he put down almost all of his Northerns.  He bragged about having over 50 emeralds total.  Now he has 29 posted and some of those are recent additions.  So we add another 20 or so to the list he has killed.

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Emerald Tree Boas

Corallus caninus

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      Here's Mattie, my Amazon Basin Emerald

2 highly recommended Emerald Tree Boa related links....



Check out my friend Joe Polanco's site DAEMON'S GLORIOUS SERPENT, a site totally dedicated to the successful husbandry and propagation of the emerald tree boa. He also has photo galleries of each of his 50+ emeralds!!!

The Tree Boa Forum

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The proof that this post is for real.


So when you add that up by his numbers.
13 or 14
plus 20
plus 20
thats @ 53 or 54 he killed.

These are not my words or numbers but came straight from him and his posts.

Starting to see a trend here folks. How can 1 person have so many sick and infested animals and not think he is spreading it to everyone he sells to?
 
WOW, that eye looks pretty bad Nancy! I'm usually very understanding of the fact that when dealing with WC reptiles, sometimes problems do manage to slip through the cracks. But c'mon, I find it hard to believe something that obvious slipped through any cracks! It sure looks from here like somebody was trying to unload a known problem animal on somebody else.

Thank you for coming forward with your story Nancy. I'm sure it was/is a very upsetting experience for you. Not to mention that you probably could have come close to purchasing a nice CBB basin for the amount of money it's cost you to save this animal. Let this be a warning to all you folks who have not yet taken this 31 page thread seriously. There's a lot of bad dudes out there, so please take the time to research anyone whom you plan on doing business with. After all, it's your money!

Tom Burns
Upper End Exotics
 
I wasnt going to post about this but it seems I need to.

To all those who have emailed me asking about the Chicago Show and JoePuker.

After posting on several forums he doesnt read (um yea right) when and where I would be at the show on Saturday, JoePuker never showed.  Several of us hung out for most of the day waiting for his royal plumpness to pop in. But you guessed it, he avoided us as usual.  Seems he did manage to show at the very end of the day to take some pics and scurried out the door like a roach in the light.  Best part of it all, is that some breeders treated him like he was one of his own pukers and wouldnt even let him touch their cages let alone their animals.  To funny lil man.  So I arrived early again on Sunday to see if he would sprout a set and show up.  Again to no avail.  Seems even staying in the very Hotel the convention was in it was still to hard for him to find me.

Maybe he will come to the Columbus show before I retire and collect SS, who knows.

Hope this answered all your questions.
Thanks for asking.
 
As usual, all bark and no bite.
According to Joe (as per a conversation with a friend of mine) he waited around ALL day and "no one stepped up".

Once again, more lies spewed like one of his pukers. I guess when you no longer have a collection to care for you can get pretty creative with your perception of life.

Another chapter for the Joe P(uker) files.
 
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">So when you add that up by his numbers.
13 or 14
plus 20
plus 20
thats @ 53 or 54 he killed.

These are not my words or numbers but came straight from him and his posts.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

OMG
That rivals Ted Bundy, Charly Manson, Son of Sam, and most serial killers.

Thanks for bringing that to light for us all to see.
 
More TRUTH about this mass murderer of ETB.

He has been banned for life from KingSnake for many more reasons than are listed in these 31 pages about him.  He is so annoyed that Jeff B. re-opened the KS Tree Boa Forum that he cant stay away from it.  Even though he is banned for life.  

Here is the list of his lame attempts to ruin KS Tree Boa Forum yet once again.  Seems he cant stand it when he is REALLY NOT WANTED ANYWHERE.

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Posted by tenfield on October 13, 2002 at 00:54<img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>1:
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Follow Ups:


Re: My first ATB litter... ProxyKing 10/13/02 (2) Really JoePuker
This guys kills ETB by the dozens....... suticat 10/13/02 (0)

Re: My first ATB litter... serpentine 10/13/02 (1)Really JoePuker
This guy kills off ETB by the dozens...... suticat 10/13/02 (0)

Re: My first ATB litter... band4life 10/13/02 (1) Really JoePuker
band4life suticat 10/13/02 (0) </td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

Best part about it is that I and others have collected the ISP's and they all lead back to him.  Not to mention, he was stupid enough to put his name on the posts with his dead boards logo in it.

Jeff is all over this rotund one and is deleting his trespassing posts.  I do believe that would fall under some SPAM laws if Jeff was so inclined to nail his largeness on it.

The TRUTH bites you right in the booboo again, doesn't it JosePuker?
 
Wow.




Tim you are sooooo good at this tracking stuff.  Joe, we know you read these threads. At this point you have nothing, zero, to lose by actually posting some responses.  



The entertainment could be sooooooooooo much better if you posted something. I still haven't forgotten that stupid cheap shot taken by your buddy when I just helped a newbie with information. You should have left me alone to be neutral. As for that bubble eyed ETB you sold! You should be banned not just from KS but from keeping reptiles completely.



Ralph Chapman
 
That is so funny.

He claims to have the number one arboreal site or something....
but he feels it so necessarry to go posting elsewhere.

If I had the number one site...I would stay there.

I guess this means we know the truth.
 
How are all my Corallus buddies doing.... Just thought I'd say hi to you all since i was just lurking around  <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>  <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>  <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>
 
I have been watching this lunatics attempts to post on the the King Snake Tree Boa Forum as well.  Seems HE is allowed to ban folks but when the shoe is on the other foot he acts like an A$$ about it.  What a childish mind he has.

And this Mike H guy (aka Joepeepee's Brown-noser) is the funniest of all.   Both of them seem to be so wrapped up in themselves its almost like homo's in love.  But I wouldnt want to downgrade the alternative lifestyle by associating them to it.  They are not the be it, know all dynamic duo of the corallus world.  

And why are they leaving their #1 Arboreal site to post on JeffBs King Snake site anyhow?

Could it be they are tired of talking to themselves and joepeeppee's brother tim Watley?

Or could it be to simply cause trouble?  

Personally I am very glad to se JeffB. delteting this trio from his site.  I hope you do take legal action against him and get some revenge and more satisfaction.
 
A lil something for Jack Anonymous.

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I'm looking for cb babies, Mike Beard sent me to you. Do you have some for sale?</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>Return-Path: <[email protected]>
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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I wrote the other day, maybe you didn't get it. Mike Beard from the BOI said you are the best emerald breeder he knows, do you have any of this years babies left?
later, Jack A.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>Return-Path: <[email protected]>
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I called Mike (a good friend and very happy customer) to thank hi for te referal and as you may have guessed it, he NEVER heard of you.
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Why didn't he just email me instead of posting his message on the BOI? And why in the DGS Joe topic, that makes no sense? any special reason?
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I don't know, you will have to ask him.  And most likely since your posts came around the same time that Dickards posts started popping on the corallus.com forums, he and I both figured you are JoePuker or one of his imaginary super cyber defenders.  Not to mention, why would he voluntarily let you have his ISP?  Is it killing you that you dont know someone in the corallus community?
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">That was a real nice post, you are a class act, a real winner, I'm sure your wife and kid are real proud of you, you set a good example, your my hero</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>Return-Path: <[email protected]>
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Interesting that you are so concerned for JoePukers damaged reputation.  But this email you sent me should be going to Mike not me.  It actually proves Mikes post and oppinion to be correct about you.

But since its obvious that you follow the JoePuker thread I will post this response in here for all to see and for you to step up and answer to if you are so inclined to do so.
 
This Thread is more fun to read than just about anything on the internet


It should be titled "How deep of a hole can one dig themself"





I love it. I'm so glad I came out of my cave. No T.V there anyway

Ralph Chapman
 
Should you need even further proof of his neglect of his animals look at these poor things.

Direct quote from Mr Know it alls posts.  
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Check out the link below to see his not so quality care for his animals

More abused and neglected ETB in his care.
 
It makes me sick to see those wonderful creatures in such sorry shapes.  I was appaulled to see in his post how he describes how one of his snakes developed significantly visible injuries from just "day to day" activities, ths being a "CB'99" animal that he has raised up himself.  I'll be damned if an animal in my collection has ever "developed" any repeated injuries.  It's the keeper's responsibility to ensure the saftey of their animals.  How the heck an animal can develop injuries inside of a properly designed habitat is beyond me...

Clearly a combination of neglect and an improperly designed/outfitted enclosure.  I wonder if it was raised in one of JoPee's acrylic cages???

I think I'd be flattered if someone had offered to name a cage after me but if the cage design is causing any harm to it's inhabitants I for one wouldn't want to be associated with it.
 
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Arboreals of the Rainforest @ Oct. 18 2002,22:24)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Should you need even further proof of his neglect of his animals look at these poor things.

Direct quote from Mr Know it alls posts.  
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Check out the link below to see his not so quality care for his animals

More abused and neglected ETB in his care.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
I am sorry Tim.. but.. what he is doing on his site is to HELP others.  Are you trying to say that you have NEVER had a herp that is damaged in some way?  Are you trying to say you have  a PERFECT collection?  Someone asked him on his board a health question and he clarified different types of scares and wounds.  Most long time herpers that I know and speak with... have a collection of pictures of wounds and scares and other things from their herps.  

The more you post Tim, the less your words mean.  Your postings remind me of that kid in the 3rd grade.. that would keep whining about the same topic well after the teacher (and the class) made up their minds.
 
Scott,
I have seen his collection.  And I can say for a fact that it is perfect.  No scars, burns or damages of any kind.  

If Tim doesnt reveal the truth about this guy on a regular basis, then buyers like Nancy would not be so informed.  And information is power.
 
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